The Land of College Prophets

Two violent bar-brawling thugs awaken a powerful dark force contained in a gigantic, two-story tall wishing well. The well, known as The Well That Ate Children, begins pumping tainted water into the ground causing the townspeople to go insane. Only with math, magic, and brute force can they attempt to shut down the well and restore things to normal before The Well That Ate Children succeeds in bringing about the end of the world!